Hi, my name is Candy Sturges.... I love to smoke pink cigarettes. The pink ash gets me frisky! Like those pink biscuits. Pink clackers is the name, I think. It's so hard to remember pinkie biscuit names! Even though pink is my alltime favourite colour, you wouldn't know it. My bathroom carpet is pink. I'd show you it someday. but today it's soaking wet outside. There's no way you could walk from Blue land.
My dog Ethel, who lives in a pink doggie house, likes nothing more than a beautiful and tasty pink dog biscuit. If you thought Ethel was a female dog, you were correct. She is. When she was a puppy, I thought she had a cock. It turned out that my rascall nephew Thomas Yellow glued a pink pen to her underside. My bad, y'know.
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