I went to Newcastle today - note the following
1 - The women were hot! (still not sure about accent tho)
2 - The weather was hot!!!
3 - I din't get attacked by
a) Muggers
b) polar bears
4 - I didn't eat bead cakes
5 - I visited the biggest shopping center in Europe and failed to buy cheap shoes (I've also been to biggest in world!)
6 - Jaws in on TV
7 - I can see Yorkshire out of my window! (TO THE FRICKIN SOUTH)
8 - I don't live in county
9 - SPaM
10 - I keep saying fuck because people at work do
